the addams family themed sentence starters.
nxtperky:
hallowednesday-blog:
“Is There a God?”
“I’m a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.”
“Is this made from real lemons?”
“I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives.”
“Are they made from real Girl Scouts?”
“We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.”
“Not just pretty words.”
“Are they dead?”
“Does it matter?”
“I’m going to electrocute him.”
“Last night you were unhinged.”
“You were like some desperate, howling demon. ”
“You frightened me.”
“Do it again!”
“How long has it been since we’ve waltzed?”
“Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation."
"Everyone knows that.”
“The human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill.”
“Have you spoken to her/his parents?”
”I would die for her/him. I would kill for her/him. Either way, what bliss.”
“Don’t torture yourself, ______. That’s my job.”
“Remember that fateful night?”
“To live without you, only that would be torture.”
“A day alone, only that would be death.”
“You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse.”
“It’s so sweet. He/she looks just like a little entrée.”
“This is all so humiliating. Why did I marry you?”
“Haven’t you ever slaughtered anyone?”
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